How many of us walk out of a movie theater and feel we just wasted two hours of our lives? I know this happens to me very often. For some of the movies that actually make it to the movie theater and are reviewed by critics I get really pissed off about. If I was a movie critic I would flat out tell the public what they wanted to hear... my critic would look like this:
Dear the common American,
THIS MOVIE SUCKED.
or
Dear the common American,
THIS MOVIE WAS GREAT.
and i know these statememnts are very broad but i feel the majority of the people would agree with me. What I dont understand is why the movies that dont make it to the movie theater are still considered movies or sold or put on Netflix. If a movie cant make it to the one place dedicated to movies it should not be made or sold. And the only people that watch them are the ones that obviously need a life. After every sucky movie an editorial should appear explaining the dangers of obesity and how laziness can lead to a poor lifestyle. Do you ever here people quoting lines from Crocassouras vs. Mega Shark??.. if you do you know that it is time to find a new best friend or move away from them on the city bus.
YOU ARE AWESOME AS ALWAYS CALVIN!!!!!
With Love
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i liked this post and i think you need to change your colors a little bit so that i can read the headings
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