Have you ever been in a situation when someone just keeps "burning" you? but then later on you think of something very clever and witty to say? I know this happens to me almost on a daily bases... so to help you out here are somethings you can say:
1. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
2. I remember my first beer...
3. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
4. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
5. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I love you Calvin you're AWESOME !!
With Love
Myrissa,
ReplyDeleteYou are pretty funny! I too can never think of the perfect comeback until 5 minutes too late! I like that you found the gadget with the "yo mama" jokes! Nice touch! Happy blogging!
Ms. Jeknins