How many of us walk out of a movie theater and feel we just wasted two hours of our lives? I know this happens to me very often. For some of the movies that actually make it to the movie theater and are reviewed by critics I get really pissed off about. If I was a movie critic I would flat out tell the public what they wanted to hear... my critic would look like this:
Dear the common American,
THIS MOVIE SUCKED.
or
Dear the common American,
THIS MOVIE WAS GREAT.
and i know these statememnts are very broad but i feel the majority of the people would agree with me. What I dont understand is why the movies that dont make it to the movie theater are still considered movies or sold or put on Netflix. If a movie cant make it to the one place dedicated to movies it should not be made or sold. And the only people that watch them are the ones that obviously need a life. After every sucky movie an editorial should appear explaining the dangers of obesity and how laziness can lead to a poor lifestyle. Do you ever here people quoting lines from Crocassouras vs. Mega Shark??.. if you do you know that it is time to find a new best friend or move away from them on the city bus.
YOU ARE AWESOME AS ALWAYS CALVIN!!!!!
With Love
Friday, April 29, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
About come backs:
Have you ever been in a situation when someone just keeps "burning" you? but then later on you think of something very clever and witty to say? I know this happens to me almost on a daily bases... so to help you out here are somethings you can say:
1. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
2. I remember my first beer...
3. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
4. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
5. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I love you Calvin you're AWESOME !!
With Love
1. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
2. I remember my first beer...
3. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
4. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
5. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I love you Calvin you're AWESOME !!
With Love
Monday, April 25, 2011
April 25th 2011
Dear Blog,
Today in computer apps I sat next to Calvin Kunst. I always sit next to him but today was special. I learned that his speech is not completed (neither is mine) but i loved learning about him. I also learned that he doesnt know his favorite color and does not perform well under pressure. Today has been a good day because i love Calvin. CALVIN YOU ARE THE BEST!
Today in computer apps I sat next to Calvin Kunst. I always sit next to him but today was special. I learned that his speech is not completed (neither is mine) but i loved learning about him. I also learned that he doesnt know his favorite color and does not perform well under pressure. Today has been a good day because i love Calvin. CALVIN YOU ARE THE BEST!
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